Let's All Laugh At Liverpool - 13 to 1

[MrSwellman 7,734]

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Forgive me please if I repeat what I said yesterday....but I reckon that it has to be said again..

I basically feel that Manchester United. ( I give them the full name because I reckon calling the c**ts "Man. United". is a bit too familair like calling their centre-forward "Zlaton" or whatever his name is)... are awarded at least 10-12 undeserved points a year. 
For at least 25 years the tables have started with the Mancunian twats 15-17 points ahead of the rest for a variety of reasons. These are the reasons.

1) Manc love-in. For historical reasons there is great national sympathy towards them.

2) Referees are swayed by these people. The Manc men in ties sitting up in the stands (we all know who they are) put an awful amount of "unseen" pressure on officials at matches at Old Trafford.

3) Because of this pressure on the officials, they ( referee, linesmen etc.) are unable to give important 2nd decisions! Note the word. "2nd" decisions. They might give a penalty or an off-side against them but they'll NEVER give a second one. Referees might give a penalty or an off-side against Manchester United, but then they spend the rest of the match trying to make amends. and try to get the Mancs back in the game. It's gone on for years. You get a blatent penalty against them and then the referee shits himself for what he's done, and frets for the rest of the game until he gets them back into the game.

4) If , on the other hand, the Mancs' opponents happen to get a second (blatent) penalty, or a 2nd 50-50 decision , there's not a chance on this fecking planet that a referee will give the decision against them. No chance, they're too worried about their careers and they know that the establishment and the MANC hierarchy up in the Prawn Sandwich seats will speak to their FIFA friends and make sure that they'll go no further in heir careers.

That is what we're up against.

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Jose's team plays basketball, Jurgen's team plays football.

 

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A half fit Coutinho showed more class, vision and skill in his 1st touch than that ridiculous lanky showpony they blew a 100 mil did all game

 

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he's a fake footballer

 

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I know everybody loves Griezmann but personally I think he's an overrated, shitting bottler pussy and will fit in really well with Shittykaryan and Pogshit if they sign him.

 

 

[Canto 6,855]

Haven't scored a goal from open play in 4 games, Jurgen Klopps football is the best in the world  though...Just lucky for them that 3 of the 4 games were in the cup, but in the games i've seen them lately they look really poor. Long may it continue

[MrSwellman 7,734]

Oh man today was hilarious. Jurgen "The football Mastermind/Anti Long-Ball" Klopp today had to throw on Matip as a centre forward to go long. The hypocritical nature of this guy is unbelievable, they are crashing and burning.

[MrSwellman 7,734]

https://www.facebook.com/paddypower/videos/10154991704024914/

That video is amazing

[pearson77 1,571]

Good old Swansea HAHAHAHA!

[Juanderful 3,456]

 

Humphrey is a nob, but at least he is consistent..

[CelticDevil 1,440]

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[adhityaprianda 2,834]

 

[venusplanet 1,555]

Atleast the hype of a Liverpool Manutd final at Wembley is gone now... happy they have been dumped out. 

[MrSwellman 7,734]

2015/16: Cupless
2014/15: Cupless
2013/14: Cupless
2012/13: Cupless 
2011/12: League Cup - Beating Cardiff on penalties 
2010/11: Cupless
2009/10: Cupless 
2008/09: Cupless
2007/08: Cupless
2006/07: Cupless

Yet these crowd think they can take the piss out of us? 

[MikeM 10,070]

4 minutes ago, peterswellman said:

2015/16: Cupless
2014/15: Cupless
2013/14: Cupless
2012/13: Cupless 
2011/12: League Cup - Beating Cardiff on penalties 
2010/11: Cupless
2009/10: Cupless 
2008/09: Cupless
2007/08: Cupless
2006/07: Cupless

Yet these crowd think they can take the piss out of us? 

That's why they'll never win the league, it's not decided on penalties.

[venusplanet 1,555]

On 26 January 2017 at 22:59, peterswellman said:

2015/16: Cupless
2014/15: Cupless
2013/14: Cupless
2012/13: Cupless 
2011/12: League Cup - Beating Cardiff on penalties 
2010/11: Cupless
2009/10: Cupless 
2008/09: Cupless
2007/08: Cupless
2006/07: Cupless

Yet these crowd think they can take the piss out of us? 

You an add 2016/17 also I guess now  

[Burns92 2,541]

I can't wait to see what Conte is going to do them.

3 home defeats in a week, 4th one incoming in three days. Of course the media won't say a thing about it because it's Klopp. I really really want to see him have a metldown like Rafa.

[venusplanet 1,555]

Wondering what will be Mane's reaction in the dressing room when he comes back

[Canto 6,855]

How dod we not batter this lot? They're shite.

1 win in January against a league two side Plymouth. 3 back to back losses at Anfield in just over a week. They look poor going forward they're awful at the back and look a shadow of the side that looked fantastic at the start of the season.

They're lucky in a way that this bad run of form has come in the run with a lot of cup games otherwise they would of been tumbling down the table. But they're in a right slump at the moment and that can be really hard to get out of. They have some difficult games coming up now too with Chelsea, Hull away and Arsenal in there next 3 games. 

You have to wonder what Klopp was at with the team selection too, I know they have Chelsea on Tuesday but they are in poor form were under pressure as it was and don't have the strentgh in depth to make wholesale changes and get away with it, it was also there only realistic chance of a trophy this season. 

[abo 3,407]

16 minutes ago, Canto said:

How dod we not batter this lot? They're shite.

1 win in January against a league two side Plymouth. 3 back to back losses at Anfield in just over a week. They look poor going forward they're awful at the back and look a shadow of the side that looked fantastic at the start of the season.

They're lucky in a way that this bad run of form has come in the run with a lot of cup games otherwise they would of been tumbling down the table. But they're in a right slump at the moment and that can be really hard to get out of. They have some difficult games coming up now too with Chelsea, Hull away and Arsenal in there next 3 games. 

You have to wonder what Klopp was at with the team selection too, I know they have Chelsea on Tuesday but they are in poor form were under pressure as it was and don't have the strentgh in depth to make wholesale changes and get away with it, it was also there only realistic chance of a trophy this season. 

Because our players have a weak mentality. I'm pretty sure we would have beaten them if Pogba didn't concede the penalty. I'm not blaming Pogba, as mistakes happen, I'm blaming the team because it took them about 30 minutes to recover from the mistake.

[Canto 6,855]

13 minutes ago, abo said:

Because our players have a weak mentality. I'm pretty sure we would have beaten them if Pogba didn't concede the penalty. I'm not blaming Pogba, as mistakes happen, I'm blaming the team because it took them about 30 minutes to recover from the mistake.

Christ not this shit again. ??You don't score the amount of late important goals we've scored this season if you're mentally weak. 

[abo 3,407]

4 minutes ago, Canto said:

Christ not this shit again. You don't score the amount of late important goals we've scored this season if you're mentally weak. 

Arsenal have scored as much as late goals as we did, it doesn't change the fact that they are mentally weak. 

Pogba lost all confidence and forgot how to play because of one mistake. The midfield went non-existent because of one mistake. 

[Canto 6,855]

5 minutes ago, abo said:

Arsenal have scored as much as late goals as we did, it doesn't change the fact that they are mentally weak. 

Pogba lost all confidence and forgot how to play because of one mistake. The midfield went non-existent because of one mistake. 

Kk mate not going to get into a debate about Uniteds mental strenght in a Liverpool thread on a day they got knocked out at home to lower league opposition and lost thier 3rd game at home in 8 days...

[PVAD 4,575]

Klopp don't half pull some funny crazy angry faces when he loses it got me thinking he is this guy reincarnate!!

 

[Canto 6,855]

????

[venusplanet 1,555]

Liverpool played well for most of the game but were unable to break the stern Chelsea who looked dangerous only when Pedro and Fabregas came on. Of course by then Liverpool players were out of gas as well. 

Recently heard somethings which could be really impacting Liverpool or say Klopp's tactics

- Apparently SAF mentioned somewhere that he has never seen a team play the high pressing game all season. Maybe some stats could prove that the Liverpool team is slowly losing out of steam and hence are not as effective now as they were at the start of the season fresh.

- Klopp missing the winter break. His high pressing game tactics may have worked if the team got a break to freshen up but in PL he does not have the luxury. In one of the programs a pundit mentioned that they way big teams deal with this is by resting in games by taking the game on early, scoring and once they have the game in the bag take off the legs from the pedal. But to take off the pedal they need to be strong defensively which they are not and hence need to keep on playing that pressing game with the need to score more and more. The early season game against Arsenal is evidence of it. 

Anyways Klopp surely needs some adaption and all I hope is that he does not adapt at all.

[hdcantona 9,000]

16 hours ago, Canto said:

that's appalling. 

They've Liverpool'd him. 

[MrSwellman 7,734]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/2311q6/stevies_huddle_after_city_game_clear_audio_let/

The comments on this might be the greatest thing on the internet.

[lucretius 5,916]

2 hours ago, peterswellman said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/2311q6/stevies_huddle_after_city_game_clear_audio_let/

The comments on this might be the greatest thing on the internet.

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