2023/2024: PL MD1 - Man Utd v Wolves *MOVED TO DISCORD - SEE HOMEPAGE*

[hdcantona 9,140]

United are back and it's Monday Night Football...

Old Trafford

Monday 14th August, 20:00 k.o

[hdcantona 9,140]

game 1, already a new manager bounce ffs! 
 

(This could well be a good thing tbh, he did well last season and is walking rather than it being a struggling manager getting binned) 

[O 20,759]

3-0 win. Maybe even 4-0.

Timing couldn't be worse for Wolves ahead of the new season.

[kevthebad 920]

Should be a comfortable win tonight....at least I hope so. Don't need high stress against a team that have sold a couple of their best players and should be one of the easier games for us!

Would have been a great game for Rasmus to have played in, to get integrated with the team. Talk that he could get his first game against Arsenal which would be far from an ideal introduction.

Hopefully the Glasers will pull their fingers out of their arses and sell us so we too can spend stupid money on top players.....just how long will this sale drag on?

Garnacho to start, could arguably be our strongest available 11.

[kevthebad 920]

United making Wolves look really good!

10 minutes and we've done nothing.

United all over the place at the minute...can't pass to one another. Wolves deserve to be winning this game!

Much too slow play. No cohesion or spirit!

This has been very poor so far. Onana had way too much involvement.

Playing like 11 players who have never met before!

Two attempts at goal in thirty minutes, Wolves have had 4!

[Eddie 628]

At Home against a poor Wolves side and we still aren't controlling the game. No change from last season looking at this United team. Still best set up to be a counter attacking side, but we also look vulnerable for counter attacks ourselves.

Nowhere near good enough so far.

Can see why ten Hag still wants a new midfielder, possibly Amrabatt. But Casemiro hasn't got the legs and neither Mount & Bruno are disciplined enough to hold the #8 position.

 

[kevthebad 920]

United are third best in this game and there's only two teams......really poor, poor game. Wolves need to score to fucking wake us up!

[Eddie 628]

Varane's legs are gone too, he looks so slow. A new CB needed before the transfer window shuts. One who's got pace to recover from balls in behind or over the top and who's also comfortable on the ball.

 

[kevthebad 920]

If we play this bad against Chelsea or Liverpool we'd be 4 nil down by now. And City would be 6 nil up!

If we win this game it will be a flukey 1 nil win. United have had no rhythm or fluidity. Not one United player has played anywhere near even an average standard. Don't know about two more players being bought, need six or seven. Should be hairdryer time from ETH. 

Mount hasn't enhanced the team at all, and Onana has been no better than De Gea!

Wolves walking through us, deserve to be winning, much better team than us.

Wolves as good as Barca, we are as bad as a newly formed non league team!

[kevthebad 920]

Where's own goal when you need him.

Bruno so slow. Wolves number nine ten times better than Rashford has been.

I didn't expect us to be so bad as this. What's the chances of ETH being sacked this season if he can't get any more out of the team than this?

Think we're going to bring Maquire on as centre forward. He has more chance of scoring than any of our forwards!

Bruno can't cross a ball, sums up just how bad we've been.

Worst United performance since Liverpool game.

Wolves have had twice as many attempts on goal as us. Should be three nil up on us. 

Varane best centre forward for us.

Goal made by AWB and thats a rarity, as is Varane being centre forward.

[kevthebad 920]

Christ, United hanging on, Wolves pulverising us!

7 minutes to hang on, we don't usually manage it!

Onana gives a penalty away.....what an utter shit performance from us.....how has that not a penalty?

Wolves have played us off the park!

Tottenham without Kane will thrash us 5 nil if we don't improve by 95 per cent. That was such a rubbish performance. Every Wolves player was far better than any of our players. That was a smash and grab win.

Rasmus is going to have to be better than Harland to get our goal ratio up!

Not one United player rated a 4 out of ten and most were 2s.

How Wolves didn't win that game by 2 or 3 goals, I don't know!

ETH has a lot of work to do on the training ground. 

23 shots from Wolves, more than any team since 2005.

[PVAD 4,635]

33 minutes ago, kevthebad said:

Christ, United hanging on, Wolves pulverising us!

7 minutes to hang on, we don't usually manage it!

Onana gives a penalty away.....what an utter shit performance from us.....how has that not a penalty?

Wolves have played us off the park!

Tottenham without Kane will thrash us 5 nil if we don't improve by 95 per cent. That was such a rubbish performance. Every Wolves player was far better than any of our players. That was a smash and grab win.

Rasmus is going to have to be better than Harland to get our goal ratio up!

Not one United player rated a 4 out of ten and most were 2s.

How Wolves didn't win that game by 2 or 3 goals, I don't know!

ETH has a lot of work to do on the training ground. 

23 shots from Wolves, more than any team since 2005.

Kev you're talking to yourself that's very bad.

The chat has moved to Discord App mate go to the Pinned Thread from HD Cantona

[kevthebad 920]

Mount

Zero goals

Zero assists

Zero tackles

Zero Crosses

Zero headed wins

How much did we pay for him?

6 minutes ago, PVAD said:

Kev you're talking to yourself that's very bad.

The chat has moved to Discord App mate go to the Pinned Thread from HD Cantona

Discord app?

[PVAD 4,635]

12 minutes ago, kevthebad said:

Mount

Zero goals

Zero assists

Zero tackles

Zero Crosses

Zero headed wins

How much did we pay for him?

Discord app?

Follow these instructions

https://www.talkmanutd.com/topic/5024-tmu-forum-update-moving-to-discord/

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