Alex Telles

[rezzy 4,715]

Whats the chances someone else in the squad has it too via him or him via them?

Did we test him prior to him rejoining the team or?

[TheManc 4,063]

He was poor today, just aimless crosses and nothing else. But why don't we let him take the in swinging corners?

 

[Jay007 3,457]

Definitely his worst performance for us so far.  Thought he was pretty abysmal tbh, a performance that Shaw would get crucified for. 

[Mickey Mouse 1,121]

On 06/10/2020 at 07:58, Ace-7 said:

great going forward, good cross on him. shit defensively.

At least he is good at something tbf. Unlike that useless fat shit Shaw

Far play to Shaw for asking for better players.

[TheManc 4,063]

Let's be honest, after those 2 good crosses against PSG, he's actually been poor. 

Hopefully he improves.

[hdcantona 9,140]

29 minutes ago, TheManc said:

Let's be honest, after those 2 good crosses against PSG, he's actually been poor. 

Hopefully he improves.

yeah, could be the effects of the rona - or just slow to settle, think he'll be fine long term though our horrendous tactics/coaching doesn't help in the final third... 

Nonetheless it was worth £13m to light a fire up Shaw's ass tbh 

[hdcantona 9,140]

Looked much better tonight 

Alex Telles created six chances against Watford, twice as many as any other player #mulive [@StatmanDave]

[O 20,759]

1 minute ago, hdcantona said:

Looked much better tonight 

Alex Telles created six chances against Watford, twice as many as any other player #mulive [@StatmanDave]

Should always be used in games where we are the favourites.

Our strikers aren't good at reacting to crosses, though. Cavani is the one who might profit from his love of crossing.

 

[1Day 149]

He likes to play forward rather than concentrate on defending,more of defensive come attacking midfielder 

[robbo777 548]

Can’t see a reason to hang onto this guy defensively. Can put a decent ball in occasionally but seems to have zero idea of what’s going on around him. Maybe he would be better with the communication of more competent defensive partners. Squad player at very best.

[PVAD 4,635]

4 hours ago, robbo777 said:

Can’t see a reason to hang onto this guy defensively. Can put a decent ball in occasionally but seems to have zero idea of what’s going on around him. Maybe he would be better with the communication of more competent defensive partners. Squad player at very best.

Agreed literally Leeds level ...if that....but as it is with this bastard club we live for and accept mediocrity. 

[hdcantona 9,140]

he's a wing  back, very offensive full back - was surprised he got subbed off v norwich, I was at the game and presumed he'd gotten a knock??? compared to maguire, dalot etc I thought he was doing ok? obviously not... 

Would have about 10 assists if we had anyone worth a damn finishing wise but maybe he's not the style of FB we need 

That said Shaw is absolute cack but even I think he'll do well under ETH so who knows

We have much bigger fish to fry than backup/rotation LB tbh

[O 20,759]

On 18/04/2022 at 00:10, hdcantona said:

he's a wing  back, very offensive full back - was surprised he got subbed off v norwich, I was at the game and presumed he'd gotten a knock??? compared to maguire, dalot etc I thought he was doing ok? obviously not... 

Would have about 10 assists if we had anyone worth a damn finishing wise but maybe he's not the style of FB we need 

That said Shaw is absolute cack but even I think he'll do well under ETH so who knows

We have much bigger fish to fry than backup/rotation LB tbh

The entire defence were dragged apart by Pukki all game.

Telles was heavily involved in a lot of the Norwich goals and chances, so I'm not surprised.

[rezzy 4,715]

Apparently got into a scrap with Hannibal after the Brighton game.

Hannibal must have made it clear Shaw was the superior LB.

[O 20,759]

33 minutes ago, rezzy said:

Apparently got into a scrap with Hannibal after the Brighton game.

Hannibal must have made it clear Shaw was the superior LB.

Initial reports were Fred and Hannibal.

[hdcantona 9,140]

2 hours ago, O said:

Initial reports were Fred and Hannibal.

I've seen about 5 different reports of different players tbh only one in multiple was Hannibal so maybe there's some truth in it but who knows

[rezzy 4,715]

3 hours ago, O said:

Initial reports were Fred and Hannibal.

 

6 minutes ago, hdcantona said:

I've seen about 5 different reports of different players tbh only one in multiple was Hannibal so maybe there's some truth in it but who knows

Maybe it was both. Maybe Hannibal agreed with Mbappe than South American football is shit. Started off a royal rumble at training.

[O 20,759]

Possibly the most disliked United player of the past few years.

So many fans hate him on Twitter.

[1Day 149]

Always looked a bit desperate at times and agitated,does like the odd dirty tackle,definitely proved He is not what Utd require.

[hdcantona 9,140]

35 minutes ago, O said:

Possibly the most disliked United player of the past few years.

So many fans hate him on Twitter.

Personally I love him because he's not fat and his name doesn't rhyme with Duke Claw but that may just be me 

Guy is far better as a wing back and it shows, criticism of him has been over the top big time though yes he does seem incredibly unpopular

[Piazza 6,435]

6 hours ago, O said:

Possibly the most disliked United player of the past few years.

So many fans hate him on Twitter.

To be fair United twitter might be the only thing in the same tier of flaming fucking garbage as Republican-twitter. I 100% mean it when I say people like Mark Goldbridge and UtdTrey should be burned at the stake. 

[TheManc 4,063]

2 hours ago, Piazza said:

To be fair United twitter might be the only thing in the same tier of flaming fucking garbage as Republican-twitter. I 100% mean it when I say people like Mark Goldbridge and UtdTrey should be burned at the stake. 

I was really depressed last night when my best mate told me he watches the United Stand

[Jay007 3,457]

2 hours ago, Piazza said:

To be fair United twitter might be the only thing in the same tier of flaming fucking garbage as Republican-twitter. I 100% mean it when I say people like Mark Goldbridge and UtdTrey should be burned at the stake. 

I don't follow Mark Goldbridge and have no idea who UtdTrey is, but I think 'football Twitter' in general is unbelievably tragic and embarrassing tbh.

I hope most of the anonymous/less well known accounts are 13 year old boys, because if they're grown men behaving the way they do then it really would make me cringe. The fact that the more 'famous' of them cater to that is just as bad.