Bruno Fernandes

[Canto 6,855]

FINGER MY ARSEHOLE AND CALL ME PAULA YOU SEXY PORTUGUESE CUNT.

What a player, what a signing. I love him , full homo.

His signing though what a lift it's given the whole club honestly like not even just how good he is but the energy his mentality everything about him. Fuck Woodward and the Glazers for not bringing him in during the Summer.

[Txrt 12,577]

Hopefully he doesn't own a gun because he'll be facing jail time when he kills everyone in the club who's brains aren't working at his pace. 

He is really really good.

[John Locke 1,215]

It's like we've unearthed another cantona. Never imagined he'd be this good.

[TheManc 4,063]

love love love love love him.

Can't wait until we can support him more with better players around him too. 

[Canto 6,855]

Just when you thought you couldn't love him anymore.

[TheManc 4,063]

Just now, Canto said:

Just when you thought you couldn't love him anymore.

He's got so many loveable qualities that there's going to come a time where people make make up memes about it.

A bit like the famous Paul Scholes quotes. But more loveable

[nirav 1,166]

If only James or martial had 10 percent of his brain he would have had a goal today. 

[U4L 227]

We need Bruno to stay fit now for everyone's mental sake. 

[Jay007 3,457]

Unreal how quickly he's settled into the club and league - he looks like he's been playing for us for years.

He's the complete package. A brilliant footballer, an even better attitude and a real leader.

Exactly the type of player and character we needed.

[JJtheRed 7,200]

Could easily have had a hattrick today if our final ball was better

[Eddie 628]

The impact that Bruno has had at this club since his arrival, has been incredible.

When the fans, players, management, in fact everyone involved with the club, needed a lift during a difficult season, this guy came calling. And in an emphatic way too. 

It's been tough watching us at times this season, but I honestly cannot wait until the next game comes around now and that's pretty much down to this guy. 

 

[JJtheRed 7,200]

Rolled up to training in a John Cooper Works Mini. 
 

Obviously has a gargantuan penis. 

[O 20,759]

8 minutes ago, JJtheRed said:

Rolled up to training in a John Cooper Works Mini. 
 

Obviously has a gargantuan penis. 

Pogba has driven about 500k worth of cars in the past 2 days alone.

[JJtheRed 7,200]

27 minutes ago, O said:

Pogba has driven about 500k worth of cars in the past 2 days alone.

2 weeks wages. Light cheese. 
 

He’s having a laugh. 
 

Probably lease jobs on the majority, though. 

[jokerz 494]

Such a lovely analysis

Edited June 2, 2020 by jokerz

[O 20,759]

Rumour has it that Bruno can turn water into wine.

[PVAD 4,635]

Best January signing ever.

A proper Manchester United player.

[JJtheRed 7,200]

His whole car cost less than the interior for most of those other cunts’ 

Boss. 

[MrSwellman 7,735]

Transformative. 

[TFIA 15,140]

Right alongside KDB as the best player in the league. Always makes things happen.

Has there ever been a bigger upgrade in the history of football than going from Andreas to Bruno?

Edited July 4, 2020 by TFIA

[O 20,759]

1 minute ago, TFIA said:

Right alongside KDB as the best player in the league. Always makes things happen.

Has there ever been a bigger upgrade in the history of football than going from Andreas to Bruno?

Roy Carroll to Edwin Van der sar

Albert Moreno to Andrew Robertson.

[JJtheRed 7,200]

1 minute ago, O said:

Roy Carroll to Edwin Van der sar

Albert Moreno to Andrew Robertson.

On the right track with Edwin but still miles away. 

[O 20,759]

1 minute ago, JJtheRed said:

On the right track with Edwin but still miles away. 

Roy Carroll was seriously bad.

We went from chumps to contenders by signing Edwin.

[TFIA 15,140]

3 minutes ago, O said:

Roy Carroll to Edwin Van der sar

Albert Moreno to Andrew Robertson.

You leave our Roy alone. Fermanagh’s finest. Still better than Lafferty.

[TheManc 4,063]

Lingard has been the #10 under Ole more than Andreas. But the point remains.

14 minutes ago, TFIA said:

You leave our Roy alone. Fermanagh’s finest. Still better than Lafferty.

Met him by a Spar cash point once. Nice guy. I used to know the family who lived next door to him and they always said he was super cool as well. 

Edited July 4, 2020 by TheManc