Sownak27

I'm a big fan of Nagelsmann, and definitely think managers of his ilk should be the ones we target should Ole be removed from the job. Just have no faith in the club's hierarchy making the right decision (from a footballing perspective), let alone what Nagelsmann's thoughts on taking up the job would be after Woodward goes full "welcome to Disneyland" on his arse.

Our shot at the title this season slips yet further away....

I will never forgive this group of players for sending Ole down shit river like this. Poor man has aged a century this season.

Ole is a true patriot. Trying to get the Glazers to sell up by deliberately sabotaging the team. 20Legend.

Just look at the state of that starting XI. How is any manager supposed to be successful with this dross?

This is exactly the sort of game where I expect someone like Joelinton to have a stormer, score two goals, have the commentators say something along the lines of "Joelinton has finally arrived on Tyneside", and then never score another goal in the remainder of his stint in the Premier League.

Missed the game - sounds like it isn't worth watching when I get home after work?

Inter tonight have been a blueprint for how to play on the counter. Have fast, hard-working runners up top, use only a couple of touches after the winning the ball back in midfield before releasing the forwards with a ball into space. What's so obviously errant about the way United play is the lackadaisical approach to attack: every player needs so many touches before finding a pass. I get the impression this is simply a reflection of the lack of technical skill and/or the lack of confidence in players in trusting their on-ball abilities.

F**king applause at the end. F**k me. No wonder there's no ambition at this club.

CAPTAIN SCOTT

I've never been more pessimistic about us scoring a goal as I have with this United team. Just don't see where it's coming from.

Don't often say this, but I think we're going to get swaffled by Arsenal. At least it's not away.

Bottom half, bottom half, Man United! Bottom half, bottom half, I say! Bottom half, bottom half, Man United! Don't see it changing after Mon-day!

On the list of teams that are good at football, we are not one of them.

I'm about 65-70% convinced that Mickey Mouse is abo's alter ego, what with all these controversial-for-the-sake-of-it (read: wrong) views on football. I miss that absolute weapon