Piazza

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Piazza last won the day on July 19

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About Piazza

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  • Birthday 10/07/1991

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  1. First off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim, west side when we ride come equipped with game, you claim to be a player but I fucked your wife.
  2. Chong has played 25 minutes of competitive senior football, Sané is one of the 20 best and most valuable players on Earth currently. He was a starter on a team that had 100 points in the league and Chong has made like two appearances. How fucking high are you and how do I ingest whatever you did?
  3. This is worst than the post about how the only real United fans are from England and Iceland. Such a bad post this forum should be nuked forever and I may even dDos it myself to spare us the embarrassment of another fanbase ever EVER catching wind of this.
  4. If that’s the case (or Qais), good on him. Dude’s English is awesome now.
  5. I thought so for awhile at first, but I think there’s no way he could have avoided being racist for this long, my money is on Paul Football the troll in MUT/TMU history.
  6. This is some solid B-level trolling, much better than most on here. You’d be on the fringes of a Troll Starting XI, definitely making 30 league appearances per year though, valuable troll squad member but you don’t really move the needle enough to get excited over.
  7. Fun fact: if Phil Jones sees out his entire contract extension he’ll have spent the same amount of time here as Roy Keane.
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    Romelu Lukaku 2018/19

    How good at lying about his footballing ability and fitness level is he tho?
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    Romelu Lukaku 2018/19

    You’re telling me about fitness and you can’t do a pullup and lie about how much ground you cover on the internet, mate, fuck out of here.
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    Romelu Lukaku 2018/19

    If you’re constantly moving off ball you must never be in good positions in the first place. Why are you running from the good position you were already in. “According to a report....that I haven’t even linked so it’s definitely made up”
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    Romelu Lukaku 2018/19

    For you to cover 9km in 60 minutes as you said you would literally have to be one of, if not both of the following: A: Fast as fuck B: Never not running (which means you and your teammates are garbage and constantly chasing the ball or pressing wildly inefficiently, especially considering how hard it is to cover that much ground on a 5-a-side pitch given it’s lack of real estate) You are a shit footballer and a liar.
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    Romelu Lukaku 2018/19

    You’re running 5 minute kilometers for an entire game yet you claim to have no pace. I want to see your smartwatch data otherwise you’ve pretty clearly shown your pale, Irish ass here.
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    Ravel Morrison

    Brilliant prognosticating once more there, TheFutureIsAnderson.
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    Romelu Lukaku 2018/19

    You and your teammates are fucking garbage if you’re running that much in a 5-a-side match you fucking bum. How many of your errant passes are you chasing down you fucking headless chicken? Or are you just lying?
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    Summer 2019 - transfer targets

    And we’re gonna get smoked.