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Fred, Matic and Greenwood to step up. Rojo will tear off his shirt and two foot someone for his usual Yellow card of the day.

Fucking kills me when i watch our players look at someone out in a position, but decide a sidewards pass is better. Then you watch the legends match earlier in the summer. And 44 year old Gary fucking Neville is pinging passes across the pitch to perfection. Some of our lads have no balls.

Tobey Maguire looks like a pedophile. So immediately Tom Holland wins.

I'll do 10.1k in 54...

Yup same. I expect to finish and check the halftime score and find out we're losing. Then ill sulk the whole drive home.

Jota might tear us a new hole.

If we get a comfortable win tonight or even a controlled win. Things could really pick up for us. If we lose, its the beginning of the end.

Its when you say something stupid, and the group then decide to slag you about it for 4 hours and you laugh with them but inside you're like "i fucking hate these cunts, my work friends dont treat me this way" Obviously i dont have friends, so that doesnt apply to me. Well, in his first 18 words he said 'Bissaka', 'MU' and the following sentence "With this 4 in defense can gold be real?" Was he ever going to last?

Ok, now do Ronaldo. He's our best outfield player, he talks to the media too much for the way they treat him and feeds the flames of transfer rumours. Loves a good mope every now and again. Wish he'd have the same on-field attitude as Ander.

Eh, hello. I think you mean Sar.

Friendly, definitely. Might have to play for the other team to get minutes.

We all know Darmian is getting a testimonial here.

Can people stop saying Bissaka. Its like taking Robin Van Persie and just calling him Persie.

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