dodgy dave

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    dodgy dave reacted to THE BASTARD in Europa League: Last 32 - Club Brugge vs Man Utd - (1st leg)   
    I was expecting a bit more from Bruges especially with them being at home.   
    But in reality this is our level.   Having to bring on Fred and Bruno shows just how far we have to go.   I'm not sure the obsession with being in the Champions league is such a good idea.    This current squad may shithouse its way through a group stage but no further than that.   We are a manager and 4 or 5 quality players short of competing with the proper teams.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from butler in 2020 Transfer Targets   
    I suppose there's no chance haland can be prised away from Dortmond on loan ? at least he will be a guaranteed starter here for 4 months
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Pap1918 in Jesse Lingard 2019/20   
    at least hes off now  bringing on that new kid matic
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Pap1918 in 2019/2020: PL Matchday 24 - Man Utd vs Burnley   
    are you shitting me Burnley are fighting for prem survival  you think there gonna play kids ????????????????????
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Bambam in 2019/2020: PL Matchday 24 - Man Utd vs Burnley   
    are you shitting me Burnley are fighting for prem survival  you think there gonna play kids ????????????????????
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Albert Quixall in 2019/2020: PL Matchday 24 - Man Utd vs Burnley   
    are you shitting me Burnley are fighting for prem survival  you think there gonna play kids ????????????????????
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Mkhi22 in 2020 Transfer Targets   
    Looks like we`ve broken the bank to sign a new team player, Not a Striker, Not a  Midfielder, but a spin doctor who used to work at the Sun.
    all a bit late if you wanted to piss off the scouser's woody m8 you cretin.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Ross in Andreas Pereira 2019/20   
    He`s shit (end of)
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Ross in 2019/2020: PL Matchday 23 - Liverpool vs Man Utd   
    when we were world beaters for over 10 years Liverpool games were always the banana skin, no matter how bad there season was going they strained every fibre when they played us, This was also the case when Liverpool were on top in the late 70,s and 80`s we raised our game against them, I expect every one of our players to play out of there skin for the shirt for this 1, and if they do the result is unknown.
    This will not be about tactical/setup I will be about commitment, not only doing your job,but the man next to you`s job.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Mickey Mouse in FAC - 3rd Round (Replay) - Man Utd vs Wolves   
    BORING at least we kept a clean sheet
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    dodgy dave reacted to THE BASTARD in FAC - 3rd Round (Replay) - Man Utd vs Wolves   
    The Dirties next on Sunday.    Need to find my Lubeup.com loyalty card.
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    dodgy dave reacted to THE BASTARD in FAC - 3rd Round (Replay) - Man Utd vs Wolves   
    The lube is in the post and on its way.   I'm using a hell of a lot these days.
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    dodgy dave reacted to THE BASTARD in Ole Sack Watch   
    He's doomed.
    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sir-alex-fergusons-furious-manchester-21242788
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from kevthebad in EFL Cup SF: Man Utd vs Man City - 1st leg   
    I watched Peps game preview, he`s out to make amends.I expect a good revenge thumping   4 or more,  then it will be all down to the Norwich game for OLE  ,if we lose that Poch will be in at midnight, and we get back on the manager roundabout. I did think he already had the job, it was the spurtz and cidy results that put woodys plans on hold.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Pap1918 in Do you trust Ole to fix the remaining issues?   
    Ever thought of being a politician mr Ross, you seem hell bent to spin a positive outcome to this tragic situation, which was not even of your causing  in the first place.
    I believe I have seen enough to say that this coaching setup will never work, truth be known (I probably knew it would never work from day dot) but hoped some passion might have sparked a reaction. but all its really done is to tear the fanbase apart. not since the 70`s have I seen the fans so AT EACH OTHER. then it was religion based (celtic/rangers chants would start) eventually starting a punch up.
    Today its a different beast altogether, OLE in or OLE out, The out brigade (me being 1 of them) don't really give a shit about performance`s, we know were shit. we have a squad of mill-stones, this was the transition we were promised and we knew it would hurt,  but its getting worse, we keep giving these turds contract extensions instead of the sack. just so they don't have to get replacements. OLE and his masters are at fault for this, and I honestly though OLE would quit and come clean on the boards no money policy, but he has been bought, sold his soul so fuck him.
    The IN`s, I`m not too sure what the agenda is ?, Is it just an argument, some loyalty to a group of yank bankers, who have managed to get your vote of silence by a legendary appointment. Do you actually see a plan unveiling ? if so speak up, have you seen 1 player this coaching setup has improved,
    and that is why the can OLE Fix the issues thread is an impossible ask , we are diametrically poles apart.
    Yes I want OLE gone because he`s shite, along with ALL the backroom staff, but not if Woody and the Yanks get a "get free from jail card" once again, They need to be gone as well, but to us OUT`s ,  you IN`s are the reason there being protected by OLE`s cloak.
     
     
    ps  did you bother to look up your hero's stats.
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    dodgy dave reacted to JJtheRed in Jesse Lingard 2019/20   
    I’m gonna take it as a positive - hopefully it’s to get him the best deal when he fucks off (soon) 
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    dodgy dave reacted to PVAD in Sergio Romero 2019/20   
    When David is dropped he should have said!
    It's scandalous De Gea is still chosen ahead of Romero.
    2nd string keepers usually do OKish when called upon but this dude never ever let's United down.
    Massive fans favourite.
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    dodgy dave reacted to THE BASTARD in 2020 Transfer Targets   
    Dodger gets it.     Its all the usual bluster from Ed Deadwood's bum chums in the press.
    Leicester cant take Messi Limpdick because he's on £110 grand a week.  Maddison is on £50 grand a week.
    He'd have to take a £60 grand a week drop at Leicester.      He's got another 3 years on his contract at United.     Thats a hit of £9 million out of his pocket.  
     
     
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Mkhi22 in 2020 Transfer Targets   
    guys the offer is SPIN , Its paper shite to make it look like we are actively seeking transfers. why not offer £80m for mbappe both are a waste of ink printing about them.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from THE BASTARD in 2020 Transfer Targets   
    guys the offer is SPIN , Its paper shite to make it look like we are actively seeking transfers. why not offer £80m for mbappe both are a waste of ink printing about them.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Mkhi22 in Do you trust Ole to fix the remaining issues?   
    To Woody and the board , Its not about win percentages , its about keeping the fans belief of an  illusion of there actually being a plan/rebuild in progress. and though it turns my stomach, the fact Ole is the willing fulcrum of this lie , he lost any status with me.
    This is all about money.   plain and simple MONEY.
    What is a coach and his staff`s job ? nobody's even been looking at this. We`ve all been ranting about systems, substitutions, line-ups etc and slagging Ole off for naivety and inexperience at this. but this is a small percentage of the coaching staffs actual workload.
    The main part of the coaching team`s job is to coach players, to take an average player and make him good, and a good player and make him great , can any1 point out 1 player this lot have improved in the post Fergie era. We`ve ruined so many players careers and are still here.
     
    Riola`s comments of his interview, where we all liked his mindset of how the structure at OT is poisonous, and we would ruin PELE , Messie, Ronaldo, Maradonna careers with this bunch.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Pap1918 in Do you trust Ole to fix the remaining issues?   
    To Woody and the board , Its not about win percentages , its about keeping the fans belief of an  illusion of there actually being a plan/rebuild in progress. and though it turns my stomach, the fact Ole is the willing fulcrum of this lie , he lost any status with me.
    This is all about money.   plain and simple MONEY.
    What is a coach and his staff`s job ? nobody's even been looking at this. We`ve all been ranting about systems, substitutions, line-ups etc and slagging Ole off for naivety and inexperience at this. but this is a small percentage of the coaching staffs actual workload.
    The main part of the coaching team`s job is to coach players, to take an average player and make him good, and a good player and make him great , can any1 point out 1 player this lot have improved in the post Fergie era. We`ve ruined so many players careers and are still here.
     
    Riola`s comments of his interview, where we all liked his mindset of how the structure at OT is poisonous, and we would ruin PELE , Messie, Ronaldo, Maradonna careers with this bunch.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Pap1918 in Do you trust Ole to fix the remaining issues?   
    I`m not talking the piss, I first went to OT busby was manager, ive seen near enough every game to 2005 so seen carricks and fletcher starts. but also seen what went before.
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Mickey Mouse in Do you trust Ole to fix the remaining issues?   
    I have a few inquiry's on your statement,
    was you forced to give with life threatening outcome if you diversed.
    have you been paid by the Norwegian taxman, Monarchy, any affiliated of Molde fc , and anybody affiliated with Mufc.
     you are a supporter of another football club and taking the piss.
    you are legally insane and actually don't know what football is.    
    Here`s my 10pence worth 
    Ole's stats may be poor
    (A) POOR is a understatement its the worst start weve ever had
    but what he is doing is totally different to what any other post Fergie manager was doing
    (A) LOSING he`s doing that better (fecking norge twats doing that better)
    It's easy to forget just how toxic the club had become before his arrival and he has had to deal with that among other issues in a methodical and calm way.
    (A) methodical and calm ,have you forgot how sanchez was offloaded 2 days after his you wont believe how many starts he will have this season, same with all the outgoings  and incomings, nothing to do with him he`s the office boy for woody.
    His public persona and what he says in the media is all about just that, trying to keep some positivity and not recreate the toxic atmosphere in and around the club. I am sure he has thoughts on the goings on within the club that he cannot express publicly.
    (A) you meen like were all round the camp fire cooking marshmallows. Do you remember what he said after the EVERTON game last season , don't have the heart to tell you none of them have gone.
    It is truly ridiculous for fans to suggest that Ole and others such as Phelan do not know the weaknesses within the squad and how to deal with them. It's a process, it cannot be done over a single summer and transfer window, besides he needed time to get to know the personnel he already had at his disposal and make decisions on them.
    (A) herein lies the problem, HOW WOULD THEY KNOW, who are they, Phelan went offworld got hull relegated, The gurner got Cardiff relegated, garlick has been the cause of our decline when we signed the useless cnut, and we kept him on for what, DUMB STARES. 
    Ole is presently doing the groundwork, next season he will start building the bricks and the club will be so much better for it having benefited from new personnel and the departure of others. 
    (A) I personally have no issue's with ole working for the groundmen team, with adequate training,  but I wouldn`t let him start brickwork until he completes his NVQ lvl3 (we all remember the Hillsboro incident)
     
     
     
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    dodgy dave got a reaction from Ross in Do you trust Ole to fix the remaining issues?   
    I have a few inquiry's on your statement,
    was you forced to give with life threatening outcome if you diversed.
    have you been paid by the Norwegian taxman, Monarchy, any affiliated of Molde fc , and anybody affiliated with Mufc.
     you are a supporter of another football club and taking the piss.
    you are legally insane and actually don't know what football is.    
    Here`s my 10pence worth 
    Ole's stats may be poor
    (A) POOR is a understatement its the worst start weve ever had
    but what he is doing is totally different to what any other post Fergie manager was doing
    (A) LOSING he`s doing that better (fecking norge twats doing that better)
    It's easy to forget just how toxic the club had become before his arrival and he has had to deal with that among other issues in a methodical and calm way.
    (A) methodical and calm ,have you forgot how sanchez was offloaded 2 days after his you wont believe how many starts he will have this season, same with all the outgoings  and incomings, nothing to do with him he`s the office boy for woody.
    His public persona and what he says in the media is all about just that, trying to keep some positivity and not recreate the toxic atmosphere in and around the club. I am sure he has thoughts on the goings on within the club that he cannot express publicly.
    (A) you meen like were all round the camp fire cooking marshmallows. Do you remember what he said after the EVERTON game last season , don't have the heart to tell you none of them have gone.
    It is truly ridiculous for fans to suggest that Ole and others such as Phelan do not know the weaknesses within the squad and how to deal with them. It's a process, it cannot be done over a single summer and transfer window, besides he needed time to get to know the personnel he already had at his disposal and make decisions on them.
    (A) herein lies the problem, HOW WOULD THEY KNOW, who are they, Phelan went offworld got hull relegated, The gurner got Cardiff relegated, garlick has been the cause of our decline when we signed the useless cnut, and we kept him on for what, DUMB STARES. 
    Ole is presently doing the groundwork, next season he will start building the bricks and the club will be so much better for it having benefited from new personnel and the departure of others. 
    (A) I personally have no issue's with ole working for the groundmen team, with adequate training,  but I wouldn`t let him start brickwork until he completes his NVQ lvl3 (we all remember the Hillsboro incident)