THE BASTARD

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  1. THE BASTARD

    Summer 2019 - transfer targets

    Marcello Butster? He's banging on a bit now. He was the site foreman when they built the fuckin pyramids.
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    Ole Gunnar Solskjaer 2018/19

    Deadwood at the wheel is bang on 'O' Man. The top 4 tosser. And he's going to hang Ole out to dry. I'm calling it early. Without 6 or 7 new quality players, Ole will be sacked at Christmas.
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    Ruben Neves

    No disrespect Stimps but Matic needs binning off and Perreira needs another club. We need more than ever a fresh injection of quality talent in the middle. Your right its all about balance. Unfortunately we are weighed down with dross.
  4. Indeed. "We don't want Cuntinho, not fuckin good enough" And "Poch is a fraud" We are the new Scousers!!
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    Anthony Martial 2018/19

    I personally do not remember a player as poor and as disinterested as him being lauded by so many United fans for so long. Madge from Benidorm goes passed more people than he does. Always waits until there's 3 defenders on him and then tries to take all 3 on? He's dined off his debut goal against the Dippers for far too long. And that was another one where the ball just happened to deflect in front of him. Him and Heskey, £80 million the pair. Or nearest offer. (Will post world wide) Thanks for looking.
  6. I myself remained sceptical. There was zero need to make the appointment at the time. Totally needless. There was a debate on 5 Live about it after the Barca dickin. And it made a lot of sense. Whilst Ole was in a youth coaching role he obviously was seeing a lot of Pogba, then Ji Sung Twitter. Rashford later on. Carrick still hovering around the club. As well as all the shite first teamers like Trashley, Babb, Titus, Mata, Herrera. Bit of a boys club clique. Then Phelan brought back. Can we really expect Ole to have the bollocks to upset all that? For me it clearly hadn't been very well thought through at all. Ole is not going to sell his muckers down the river. So where will that leave us? One thing we do know is that next season Young, Smalling, Jones Lingard will still be there. Instead of having someone with no bias, we will be stuck with the majority of the shite that has been taking the piss for years. We wont have anybody to clear the decks. Only the players that want to leave will be released. The club would be much better off giving Ole the DoF job and bringing in a manager with no ties to players, and let him pick who he thinks we can use going forward and give him the power to fuck the jokers off.
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    Champions League 18/19

    We are in for a triple dickin I think. I cant see us getting a point against Everton, City or Chelsea. We are done. There's no coming back from our current shite. We are going to witness more dick than a Michael Barrymore pool party.
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    Champions League 18/19

    Just digest this for a minute or two. When we got dicked out of the champions league in 2011 by the mighty Basle, the back 3 was Chris Babb, Titus Bramble Jones and Trashley Old. 8 fuckin years ago. And they've all just signed contract extensions.
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    Ole Gunnar Solskjaer 2018/19

    Ive got a feeling theres a shit storm brewing at the club. Pogba, Heskey and De Gea want out. Herrera has already jumped ship. Ole no doubt wants to keep them. But how much does Ed Deadwood want them?? Trouble ahead guaranteed.
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    Champions League 18/19

    Its do'able. Ole moves over to DoF. Marca reporting a couple of weeks ago that Pep wouldn't drawn on a City long term project. He's probably hacked off with playing in an empty fuckin stadium every home match.
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    Champions League 18/19

    Ed Deadwood should go after him. But he'll want £500 million to spend. City would crumble within months. Mass player exodus.
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    PL Matchday 34: Everton vs Man Utd

    After Everton have dicked us we face a pissed off City. Aguero. De Bruyne. Sane. Bernardo. Jesus. All running at Chris Babb and Titus Bramble Jones. Luckily though because I bought my lube in bulk for the Barca dickin I got a 50% off next purchase voucher. Cant wack Amazon prime.
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    Champions League 18/19

    City are going to be real pissed now. They'll deffo dish us a dickin. No need to rest players. Carnage.
  14. THE BASTARD

    Champions League 18/19

    Cheaper than getting Poch now.
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    Champions League 18/19

    Pep is out of there after this season. Go and get him.