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Cry more. A great victory by the mighty Man Utd over your rabble of cheating bastards. Hopefully they get what coming to them and the club is buried once and for all.

Yeah but Anderson left nearly a decade ago.

Everything he ever said was 100% true whether he was a good manager or not.

That doesn't count for anything unless the club "steeped in Prestige" has a realistic chance of competing for honours. Nobody would have chosen Liverpool over United until recently unless they had a personal connection to the club. Chelsea are a much more attractive proposition for any top player right now and will continue to be so until we sort our shit out.

Outstanding performance. Saved us time and again and threw himself into everything. Loved him sinking the shoulder into Salah after the first challenge. He was winding at them for the entirety of the game. We’ve lacked some cunts since Ander and Rojo left. I’m gonna love this guy.

I thought he was the best midfielder we've had since Fergie's time anyway, but the more time passes the better he looks.

You'd struggle to find a worst piece of business in football history than buying Lukaku for 100m, having a shambolic season then loaned back to the same club for under 10m. Might never be beaten either.

@hdcantona @aardvarked Can you move this thread to the ex-United players sub-forum please?

If Antony received .1 goals every time a teammate blocked a surefire shot on target he’d be neck and neck with Haaland. If we could only get in our opponents’ ways half as well as Antony’s

He should never wear the captain's armband again. It's been clear he's not leadership material and he's only had the captaincy due to a lack of leaders we've had throughout his time here (albeit we have more now that haven't even been here for a season yet.) He completely summed up our second half performance. Absolutely embarrassing conduct, a completely shambolic performance and by far and away the worst performance and conduct I can remember for a captain. Seemingly hoping to be substituted is cowardice, and if that's his mentality then you have to question whether he's capable of

In love with this man. Needs the armband next year. My favourite United player in a looooooong time.

- Danny Welbeck

Watching that game made me miss Old Trafford so much, or at least be walking along the Quays during the build up before the game. City were toothless. I LOVE that we shithoused the goal to equalise and I almost lost it when Rashford scored. Ole helped me enjoy watching this team but Erik Ten Hag already has something much more cohesive. We will dip at some point this season and that'll probably depend on injuries and some luck. Martial wasn't great but we missed his ability up front to allow us to try and have the ball stick slightly further up the pitch, even though that's never b

I don't know if anyone else on here saw him play, but when I was kid in 1966, I went with my dad and granddad to watch Brazil play Bulgaria at Goodison Park. The first World Cup game I ever saw. On the way, I heard all about the magical Brazilians and of the great Pele. I remember it like yesterday. He scored that day and so did Garrincha, another player we all wanted to see. It wasn't a pretty game as the Bulgarians roughly handled Pele who got no protection from the referee. He hobbled off and couldn't play in the next game against Hungary. He was back for the last game against Portugal and

You couldn't pay me to put myself through that again.

Obviously reading that in court was a ploy by the prosecution to extract a guilty plea. You couldn’t have water boarded that shit out of me in Guantanamo

No doubt we're at panic stations but the media are having a field day. We must have been linked with close to 50 players in the last 72 hours. Probably worth switching off Twitter and letting the club disappoint in their own intended way.

If the “mistake” was thinking anyone could get that pack of cunts to play, then yeah, they made a mistake… They'll throw Poch under the very next bus. I thought @O and @TFIA were exaggerating when the said the whole squad needs dismantling - but they’re spot on. You won’t find a bigger bunch of spineless pricks anywhere on earth.

Tbh it's pretty obvious now that if we hired Conte he would have left the building a week later in handcuffs.

It's already over. Haaland tailor made for this league.

Jones should go to DC and join up with Rooney. No joke here, there's a bloke called Phil Jones who has written a book called Work Without The Worker that covers such topics as wage theft. Couldn't make it up.

Just shuddered at the thought of two players who’ve each missed about half of last season with muscle injuries and have played their entire adult lives in Serie A encountering our medical team.

Yeah, nice of us to beat Brentford to the signing of Eriksen on a free. That Old Trafford pull. What a club.

We'll have the disagree on that one. I wasn't using it as a criticism either, just a fact of life. In his first spell, as soon as he'd won the CL he made his "treated like a slave" comments and wanted to go as soon as he'd achieved everything he could here. It was widely reported last year that he was happily about to go to City, but the move didn't materialise as Pep wasn't 100% committed to him before we then stole him. Now it's being reported that the reason he wants to leave is that he wants to be playing in the CL. He clearly doesn't want to be playing in the EL since he c

As is tradition. This club is absolutely terrified at the thought of people revealing what actually goes on behind the scenes. Confirms what we already knew. They hated Ralf because he spoke the truth. ETH has been sold a bill of goods about this squad and is gonna get a bitter reality check.

Confirmed that we offered him £300,000 a week and he was insulted by the offer. Just in case anyone thought anything had changed at this club.

you're right I don't really think lampard is a top manager

The only player who you could argue was a positive tonight. He showed more tenacity and passion in his first few minutes on the pitch than most of our players have in the last 10-12 months, at least. Keen to see much more of him.

I don't think you can say a result and performance like this is particularly surprising, as we've played poorly for weeks/a few months, since before the Carabao Cup final at least. We haven't looked like a functioning team for a few weeks, which is obviously a huge problem and has led to really flat and lacklustre performances. We're stuck between a rock and a hard place in some respects though, as here's two of my thoughts which contradict each other: Ten Hag's lack of rotation this season is coming/has come back to bite us, as some of our regular starters look (or close to looki

Nothing questionable. He's an idiot and a coward. Pushing Nunez on the floor was pitiful, when he had been a disaster for 3 or 4 of the goals. It was embarrassing. Meek, timid and completely devoid of any footballing intelligence or mental fortitude. Players like him are systematic of what's wrong with this club. Needs a contract, performance levels rise. Can string together four or five months of good (never great consistently) performances only to fall completely on his face when asked serious questions are asked and times are tough. Fernandes is another one. Embarrassing. Ge

You should get over it - Seeing Casemiro and Varane after all they've won celebrating the moose cup like they've never won anything in their lives shows the buy in is so real - genuinely a delight

He and Sancho can be our shite Robben and Ribery. Sanchony.

We don't control games because of players like McTominay. 22 completed passes from 90+ mins of football is just not good enough. He committed 5 fouls and has been booked in 3 out of 4 games already this season. He won 33% of his aerial duels. So not even his height was useful. He was lucky not the give away a penalty when he decided to become a juggler. Eriksen gassed early, which is a concern. And Bruno was also awful outside of his goal. 18 year old Lavia showed McTominay levels today on just his 4th ever PL start.

RIGHT the fuckers who wrote off Martinez...kiss it!

Exhausted all pictures of Ronaldo in the gym.

Ralf is and will always be, the man. He should've been made director of football and ran every cunt out the door who didn't want to be part of his plans. Glazers need to sell now. It's time.

The PSG interest is genuine. They've wanted him for awhile. But it seems to be just a case of Rashford's entourage (his brothers) are using it as leverage to get him a new contract. Rashford is currently on 200k a week. Instead of cashing in, we'll offer him 300k a week. I'd cash in now while we still can. He might never be the player he once was.

This gives me hope that the fans will have enough power to prevent a Greenwood return. Arsenal are fielding a rapist, so nothing would surprise me.

Imagine getting rid of Pogba only to sign two players who, in discipline and consistency, make him look like Javier Zanetti.

As a Bologna fan it would be gutting because he’s going to keep them up and i don’t think my heart can take two relegation scraps this season.

This would be nothing more than an Inghalo-esque signing. Shows a level of panic in recruitment. Yes we need a striker but this idea that we create so many chances that we just need a body there to tap them in is so wrong, and doesn't address the needs of the team. The FDJ or bust strategy has really made this summer a failure. I would have happily have foregone Eriksen, Martinez and whatever striker ends up coming through the door to sign 3 real midfielders.

It's about the attitude, not the performances. If Maguire's agent was pimping him out every time he put in a 7/10 performance he'd deserve to get booed. As it is he's just a very average PL player turning in some utter shite performances for one of the biggest clubs in the world but you never really question his commitment and determination.

It's the people responsible for signing him and those responsible for continuing to play him and keep him as captain that deserve booing.

Shamrock Rovers are in the CL aren't they? Lincoln Red Imps too. Plenty of choices left. They'd have to sell their grounds, put the players' wives on the game, and rob several banks but they could scrape a week's wages for him.

Just one more top flight contract before he inevitably fucks off to the Qatari sunset. Then we never have to hear about him ever again.

When you see it spelled it out like that, ten players who have contributed basically nothing this season (maybe half a dozen goals?) leaving and clearing well over a million quid a week off the wage bill pretty much sums up the mess we've been in.

Barcelona literally can't register players. They need to come up with €500m in the next few weeks. There's no comparison to the Fabregas situation - They'll be more than willing to negotiate here. Some of the arguments against him signing are really annoyingly lazy and seem to be a product of PTSD from our fanbase. He is nothing like Di Maria or Alexis. Di Maria and his wife always wanted to go to Paris but it wasn't financially viable in that window, it was always going to be a year later. He was also a South American used to sunny skies who didn't speak a lick of English playing i