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@hdcantona @aardvarked Can you move this thread to the ex-United players sub-forum please?

You'd struggle to find a worst piece of business in football history than buying Lukaku for 100m, having a shambolic season then loaned back to the same club for under 10m. Might never be beaten either.

As is tradition. This club is absolutely terrified at the thought of people revealing what actually goes on behind the scenes. Confirms what we already knew. They hated Ralf because he spoke the truth. ETH has been sold a bill of goods about this squad and is gonna get a bitter reality check.

Absurd, probably could have got them cheaper if we went in earlier. The German clubs have already secured some of their starters and they don't want to be dismantled. United apparently close to signing Daniel Bachman. The latest trash keeper we'll bring in and the only deals that seem to be straight forward for us. Literally the only keeper in the league worse under crosses than Dave. LMAO at this fucking club.

I’m literally bed ridden but can still think of at least 362 things I’d rather do / watch

Mick Phelan retweeted this lmao - Rashford in the mud

They ended up calling it Pogmentary rather than Pogumentary lmao, as if it couldn't get any worse

What he wants is players he knows he can trust I don’t know how you don’t understand that - given our bunch of cunts will down tools and throw any manager under the bus in a heartbeat!? The fact they’ll know how to play his way is a distant second priority

What about a defensive midfielder? Have we forgotten that position exists? And don't say either Fred or McTominay can do that job because they can't.

Apparently we’ve given up on Timber and are not going after Lisandro Martinez. I think we should be pretty concerned that our scouting seems restricted to ex-Ten Hag players lol.

Allegedly, van Gaal told Justin Timber that he wouldn't be selected for the Dutch side if he signed for United. Louis really knows how to stick the boot in.

If there's a morals clause in his contract, the club can terminate his deal without paying the balance. Such things are common in American professional sports where sponsorship plays a huge role; maybe not so much in England. The club seem to be playing a waiting game so perhaps there is no morals clause because, given the gravity of the allegations, they'd have shown him the door a long time ago. But, as @JJtheRed has said, if he comes back, I'm washing my hands of the club.

I’ve said it joking but I’m genuinely done with the club if he sets foot in OT again.

Erik ten Signings.

Meanwhile, de Jong is still a Barca player, United are still dithering, and August looms large. We never learn.

Please stop buying injury prone trash and get our players on the shit Pep's Barcelona doctor is handing out.

Generally, the elite players struggle to manage players below their level. They can't see that things that are easy for them can be almost impossible for others. I think that is the biggest reason behind Keane failing as a manager. It's usually the 8/10 pros who makes the best managers out of former players. Pep, Ancelotti, Simeone, Deschamps and Conte all fall into this category. Top players in their own right. But not as flashy as Ronaldo or Messi. Cruyff and Zidane are probably the best out of the top 50 players in history, in terms of crossing over. It's rare.

That's not unusual.

Kill it with fire.

Carrick one of my least favourite players Fergie yr’s- solid defensively but pretty limited midfielder. UTD could’ve been so much better had they invested more in midfield around that time- in fairness though, don’t think Fergie’s favoured 4-4-2 systems played to his strengths- + when you see the recent shambles midfield played through at ease- Makes you appreciate more what Carrick contributed - top player

will win in the end.

I have never doubted that we'll sign him. We'll make him one of the highest paid players in the world and he'll flop hard. We'll also throw 200k a week at Eriksen just to prevent Brentford from embarrassing us. Murtough madness.

Havertz plz.

We shouldn't forget how he fucked over Juve after saying he was happy all summer. Don't really blame him for wanting to get out though.

Hey! That’s half a dividend!!

We would be up the creek without a paddle if he left striker wise and I wouldn't mind in the slightest - loan Ighalo back for all I care Won't happen though, nobody's matching his wages

Phelan's on his way out and doesn't give a toss. I bet he could say a few things about our pampered stars.

So we'd either pay him off to end his contract early or just keep him on the books for another four years to. Nice.

My pleasure

Zinchenko getting binned

He’s a class act. Will only get better under Pep. We’ve been linked with Tyerell Malacia at that position today. 22 year old Dutch international, he’s highly rated. We definitely need a right back before a left back, and I don’t rate Shaw/Telles at all.

Yeah that one hurts. I remember being really struck by him at the Olympics last year, already looked the real deal. He was outstanding this season and if he wasn't at least on our radar that's embarrassing.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-richard-arnold-glazers-24264857 This is prob sophisticated PR? but regardless, I kind of respect this- this is what I want to see- decision makers/directors/owners taking ownership - not hiding

Eriksen has rejected us. Going to Spurs. lmao Absolute banter club.

Shrager in the mud.

Paul Pogba says he wants to show Manchester United they made a mistake in failing to produce a deal that could persuade him to stay at the club. The France midfielder, 29, was reportedly offered £300,000-a-week to remain with the Premier League club. However, in a new Amazon Prime documentary 'The Pogumentary', Pogba said the club was "bluffing". He is expected to rejoin Juventus when he leaves Old Trafford following his contract's expiry this month. In the documentary, which is to be released on Friday, Pogba discusses his future with his former agent Mino Raiola, who died

Reps De Gea. Have some fucking shame. I'd get rid of both.

A contract worth £300k/week is apparently "nothing" to this absolute prick! I actually despise this guy. Should have being booted out when Mourinho called him out on his bullshit - but of course the club couldn't lose their biggest social media influencer.

You know quite well he was holding out for 500k a week. Fuck em, he's done at the top level. Peaked in his early 20's. He'll be another player Juve are trying to give away for free in 2-3 years when they dont wanna pay him silly money weekly.

Just one more top flight contract before he inevitably fucks off to the Qatari sunset. Then we never have to hear about him ever again.

Confirmed that we offered him £300,000 a week and he was insulted by the offer. Just in case anyone thought anything had changed at this club.

Fabregas transfer saga, part II. We'll spend an age chasing a player who doesn't want to come, we'll end up panic buying someone else, and all the while, the MEN will be telling us that De Jong is "sending messages" to ETH. It's all so tiresome.

No parade for him leaving. Huge disrespect from the club.

Numbers 1-11 I hope.

This fucker is actually complaining that the club disrespected him by not giving him more playing time. I genuinely can’t describe how much I hate this cunt. Him and his fellow shithead mate Rashford area disgrace to this club. Entitled little shits. A huge part of why the culture is the way it is.