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The poor, poor bastard having to deal with this shitshow. Be happy to give him four years at a minimum to put his stamp on the club overall, no matter where we drop to. This squad needs to be entirely gutted, a new style of play needs to be implemented and players need to be bought to fit into this system.

#mufc’s chief scout, Jim Lawlor, and Marcel Bout, the head of global scouting, have both left the club the men that scouted 800 RBs and narrowed it down to the two young English RBs in the prem with completely opposed play styles can’t say they’ll be missed

Easily the worst player with 100 PL appearances for us. Even Anderson and Fellaini occassionally turned up. As far as I can tell, he's on about £190k/week, with 4 years left on his contract. That's £42m. For many reasons, the club won't do what it should do and take the hit on that, even if it means paying it off and letting him leave on a free. But it would be better to get rid than have him stinking up the place. Not only as a player, but also his impact on the squad dynamics.

It has gotten to the stage where I’m just completely numb to what these cunts can throw at me. Three or four years ago, I’d be having a meltdown on the back of that performance. Now, I barely care. Despise almost every single player we have. You wonder sometimes what’s the point?

We have to get our guys on the stuff De Bruyne is on. Guy is so juiced his eyes look like they’re about to bleed.

after a run of games he's normally our best yes, though even he still has question marks and is often injured to the point I'd consider him borderline unreliable...

Glorious disaster, the best thing that could have happened with this set of players is for their attitudes and weaknesses to be brutally exposed before a good manager takes over. Feel bad for Ronaldo though.

Sorry, but Fergie has to shoulder some of the blame for this mess. Left Moyes with a team that was on the decline, refused to address the midfield problem that is still a problem 9 years later, and stood by while the Glazers plundered the club.

Nonsense. No one has ever claimed Rangnick is a top level manager and no one is suggesting he stays in that role. There's a reason that he refused the interim position unless he was given a consultancy role. United getting rid of Rangnick now would be the absolutely fucking dumbest thing they've done since neither backing/sacking Mourinho in the summer of 2018. It was tantamount to sabotage. His career success is in recruitment and organising a club's direction - Having him work with Ten Hag so that he's not coming into the job blind is exactly what he needs. He can let him know who

I've got to say, I'm really surprised by this - I didn't think we actually had a scouting department.

Listening to his press conference before the Liverpool game - It's so fucking important that he stays on in a capacity where he's heavily involved. RR- "With Liverpool, it's clear why they are playing as aggressive as they do - it's since Jurgen arrived. If you compare the squad that he inherited six years ago and compare it with the present, I think there are maybe four or five players still there. All the others signed since then have been signed exactly under those premises: how do we want to play? They have to be able and willing to run and sprint a lot. They have to be physical. They

If this is an actual report and not just a joke my biggest hope is that Fred knocked Lingard and Maguire the fuck out.

We tend to lose less when he plays. But he's not all that. He's had some poor performances this season. Brighton was as bad as anything we've seen from Maguire. He's a bit of a pussy, so the more physical aspect of The PL has been a shock to him. He had Ramos/Pepe next to him at Real, with Casemiro in front of them. For France, he's had Kanté to help protect the defence. He's a good defender overall, yet probably not as good as his medal haul suggests.

* SIM Match *

I’d say of course, someone else would have probably gotten us fourth or close to it, but not someone we could get on an interim basis and not someone we could have gotten long term at the time of binning ole we should have gone for conte I’d agree with people saying that but then he’s volatile at best arguably so it was unlikely to be the choice of our disgusting cunt owners who resent getting called out (and we missed that boat) What I’d ask though is say we did get someone else other than conte or ralf, and we did get fourth and papered over the cracks, signed two maybe thre

We signed him when he was 25. Definitely not descending, just bought without rhyme or reason. A signing to try and make up for a woeful summer that let Moyes down and appease fans on what was turning out to be a horrific season. He was the first of what would become a culture of shambolic recruitment. I don't necessarily think he's been a bad signing, all things considered. He's a good player, at times great, but his problem has become a common story over the years - he's a luxury player and we've never had the midfield to accommodate him.

Chavs got the best out of Mata. He's been an odd man out here for a while, which is a pity because he's got far more talent than half the clowns getting 90 minutes.

Ralf was only ever supposed to be interim. Then a consultancy role, which will help structure the club properly if they listen. His honesty has been refreshing. He's taking no prisoners. He's exposed several issues. We needed to go through this horrible season to purge the club. It's not just a coaching issue, it's an everything issue. The players have hidden behind managers for too long. As much as Ole was out of his depth, they have thrown several managers under the bus. Ole protected them and the Glazers for too long. That's why they were so reluctant to sack him. These playe

Great stuff. If these cunts had somehow scrapped 4th, it would have made a mockery of the league.

Priority recruitment should be a security team to escort 10-12 members of the first team squad off the premises at Carrington for good. Sadly, we'll probably have to do an Arsenal and take a massive hit on paying off the likes of Jones. Getting rid of Martial and Maguire would probably cost more than buying a new midfield but might be worth it.

Rumour is the United players are already preparing the bus which they'll throw him under in the next few years.

#prayforerik

I missed this somehow. Maguire is just delusional in his comments below but he has been empowered to say this trash because he has been backed by two equally delusional managers. It's the quote underlined that made me literally laugh out loud as it has to be a twisted joke surely? "This season I've had some bad games, but I wouldn't be playing every game for Manchester United in the starting 11 if I'd been playing bad every game," Maguire said. "There's a reason why both managers have put me in the starting 11 every game. It's what I bring to the team, what I bring to the

This is the kind of shake-up we need, in my opinion. I've been wondering for the last few years what the hell our scouting team have actually been doing? Or are they actually identifying good targets to recruit for the team, only to have someone above them ignore suggestions & go and sign players solely for the commercial upside? For a huge club like United, we should have all the tools at our disposal to get the best scouting team money can buy and start identifying young players who we can work with & develop. Hopefully with Ten Hag, we finally have the manager who will make th

We really need to start getting our transfers right, starting with this summer. This club has spent insane amounts of money on the squad over the last decade, with very little success. I feel the people in power, making these key football decisions have focused solely on the commercial upside of bringing in new players over recent years. Very little thought whatsoever has been applied to the teams style of play and recruiting players who fit a clear philosophy of how the manager wants to play. Our recruitment has been the worst of any big club I can think of. And it's even further

Haha,how many, "one of the worst performance's have United had this season,there's always"one of the worst" performances, awaiting around the corner.

Either Brentford were really bad on Monday night, or these players just put on a show to avoid being jeered and abused during the lap of appreciation. Genuinely one of the worst performances I've ever seen by a United team.

Liverpool. They're about to take everything. Leagues. Enlarging the gulf in Europe. And reducing the Treble to a footnote. FFS how could anyone prefer that over some oil spill on the Champions League trophy. Please Real or City, come fucking good! I don't want this to be the year the treble was matched or, God forbid, exceeded. Not that it matters, but get your heads together lads. I have an eye on West Ham against Frankfurt, and not because of the bloody quixotic nature of a Hammers win in the Europa League, but because the Europa League final comes 3 days after the bubble bluster

Actually harsh on Welbeck

The guy is a freak. I feel he's always been unfairly painted as petulant in some quarters when it's just an insane competitive drive that stands him above the rest. It's been a shit show all season and it's a shame that his return will be marred by how bad the team is. At the time was he the most necessary signing? No, but now in hindsight we would have finished in the bottom half without him. A true all time great that could go into any team in any era and succeed. As generations pass we'll be lucky that his greatness was built here. I'm not looking to compare any of the squad to him. He

Great protest lads. Showed them.

Says it all when he's being considered as one of our best performers this season. In fairness he's done well for the most part, playing behind a terrible defence led by Harry Maguire can't be easy. But when you look at the modern day 'keeper, you look at the top guys like Alison & Ederson and how they have such a huge impact in their respective team's playing styles and de Gea is seriously lacking. How these guys start attacks from the back, come off their line at pace and the composure they show with the ball at their feet, is also what we'll need from our 'keeper if we're to be succ

I was there tonight first one in 3 years. OMFG the atmosphere was probably the worse ever I've witnessed at OT. Even the Stretty End faithful have had enough. It got raucous when Glazers Out chant rang out twice and when Ron scored...dead otherwise. Chelsea cunts embarrassed us. To see some of these players live is more excruciating than on the box as you see what they are doing off the ball or rather not doing. Matic played OK but our midfield was outplayed by Kante simply superb. Rashford was horrible truly horrible. Elanga why just why still wet behind the ears offers fuck a

Not one of them wants to be on the pitch .

Yeah, I think having someone in a position of authority who has managed the squad but can't actually be sacked if they decide they can't be arsed is one of the few ways out of this mess.

Merc are incredibly lucky the Red Bulls keep catching on fire or else they’d be dead and buried in a distant third by now. I haven’t seen such a terrible team occupy second place since the last time United took second in the Prem.

Matic almost top with the second lowest amount of games in the list Dependable

Apparently at half (Arsenal) tweeted or via insta that he wished he could have been there to help the team. LOL that's just him taking the piss now. I've gone full 360° with this guy now and glad his last game ended in ignominy just like his career at Old Trafford! Fuck him and horse he rode in on!

In what has been a terrible season for him, that must be one of his worst performances - a missed penalty, poor miscontrol of the ball which lead to Arsenal's 3rd goal, and was then lucky not to be sent off. He understandably has been given more leeway considering how good he was for us for his first 18 months, and the fact that we haven't had many great options to replace him, but based on his form alone he hasn't deserved to be a guaranteed starter. The way his form has dropped is really concerning. Whether it's just 18 months of carrying the team now having an impact, or he's gon

God I hate that penalty technique he has. Ramsdale had actually gone so far to his left, it was a tap in to the right.

Yeah true. Ralf basically confirmed it in his press conference, he doesn't see him here next season. It's the right move by the club. Pogba has been one of our worst signings in recent years, when you take into account his price-tag & the fact we had him leave the club on a free when he was in the youth team. Only to let him leave on a free again years later. It really is terrible business. His time at United could be compiled on a YouTube highlights video and make him look like an absolute world-beater. But in reality he's been so inconsistent. A couple of good performances here

Chart topppaaaa!

Chelsea were nothing like the mess we were in. They had so many quality player at a great age. Lampard just really was that bad.

Seen many tweet something to the effect of “good job he's already lost his hair”

When Liverpool were shit and finishing in 7th/8th place, one of the things I used to use as an insult was that they had a small-club mentality by being game-raisers against us. This squad of players we have aren't even that. An absolutely pathetic bunch of wasters who should be completely embarrassed and ashamed of themselves. Very few of them will be though, especially our supposed "big" players.

This talk of bringing in 6/7/8 new players is laughable We will be lucky to sign 4 given how useless we are at actually physically getting people in and out the door (and I don't even just mean the ones we get stuck with due to our terrible contracts)

Anyone that watched this game and watched Allison vs De Gea, and are still content with de gea as United starting GK, you are lost cause if not I would encore you to watch the game again and compare how they play. These GKs are the biggest reason where these teams are. Allison offers so much more to his team than de gea (shot stopping which as actually none-existence in this game)

You got more chance of seeing Lord Lucan.

Damn I never made that connection with his name before.