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Seems like it was a ploy all along to fleece his boyhood club for even more money during a pandemic and before an almost-inevitable global recession. The same club that pumped him full of growth hormones to even give him a career in the first place and surrounded him with the most talented creative players of their generation. 500k a week is not enough apparently. A nice guy though, for sure.

LOL Absolute press witch hunt for Mason whereas Foden, who‘s got a kid and a missus doesn’t get a mention. Wonder why....

Ban every single man, woman and child who suggests we sign him and burn their crops.

L M F A O What the fuck I hope Ole and the team still get hammered because that was utterly shocking. Fucking bringing on an extra defender to deal with Brighton ffs.

We can moan about signings but we should have enough to beat palace which lands at the manager! Still NO cohesive press, no trigger points that I can see, no clear attacking patterns of play. yes he’s hampered by a lack of pace to partner Maguire and a RW but he can do better with what he’s got. I’m not even talking about results, I’m talking about the tactical detail and implementation of tactics/game play.

Transfers in: Donny van de Beek - €39 million + add-ons Dayot Upamecano - €52 million + add-ons (he can go for €42 million next Summer) Lucas Digne - €35 million Jadon Sancho - €100 million + €20 million add-ons Marc Roca - €23 million Total gross spend = €249 million Transfers out: Sergio Romero - €10 million Chris Smalling - €20 million Phil Jones - €7 million Marcos Rojo - €7 million Diogo Dalot - €23 million Andreas Pereira - €16 million Jesse Lingard - €12 million Total gross income = €95 million

This aged ridiculously well.

Lazio: We would like to offe- Utd: *SOLD*

Say what you want about him, it would be an odd decision to get rid of someone who so regularly features in the first team squad, with the only justification being to sell him at a significant profit, which is the least likely deal of all. We need numbers at the top with the games we'll have. Our current front three consists of someone who's barely out of childhood, Martial who is allergic to consistency and Rashford who'll be in a wheelchair at 25 if Solskjaer gets his way.

He probably does realise this would mean competition for his spot - I applaud him even more for that.

I can’t see it happening. We are an absolute joke and it’s depressing. We know the price. Pay it or sign someone else 2 months ago. They are not giving me a COVID discount off my season ticket! (If I ever get to go again). Fucking clowns.

Ole keeps blabbing that we are in for players with more quality than the current ones. Well it is just embarrassing and shambolic that the management can not find a upgrade over Lingard, Andreas or mata. The management is spitting out one lie after another to fans and just dragging the club into an era of midtable mediocrity.

Giggs, Rooney, Martial... and now Greenwood. All top shaggers.

Officially a Manchester United player

Wow. Even has a cuntish side like Keane. Hopefully Karma doesn't break his leg next game, the bucktooth bastard.

The set of bollocks on Fernandes. Bengali Tiger.

Victor.....

What an absolute cunt thing to say. The hypocrisy of him acting like Romero's frustrations shouldn't be his problem when the guy has outplayed his competition for two years without getting a chance. Hypocritical cunt. If Ole performed half as well as Sergio we may actually be going places. The puppet must go.

Neville, Keane, Scholes, Rio, Fletcher, Evra and co are all ex teammates of Ole's and are very defensive of him. LvG and Mourinho were buried by some of these very same pundits. Particularly Scholes. Neville, with Keane sat next to him in the Sky studio, literally said that they wouldn't let the same players throw Ole under the bus. Neil Ashton is Woodward's PR advisor, and he is used for strategic propaganda pieces. Mourinho was expected to win the league with the same squad minus Maguire, AWB, James, Bruno and van de Beek. So if Ole can't even mount a title challenge with

Perfect first game, had nothing to do outside that step up and out which he did well, and then the late save which I’m almost certain ddg would have let in grest stop, great concentration - keep it up and keep the pressure on ddg

Ighalo is proving swellman right with every game post lockdown.

5 times the goalie.

No excuses for that shitshow today. Ole and the coaching staff chose to have a basic pre-season with only 1 friendly, as they wanted to rest players after a tough schedule post lockdown. So the lack of sharpness is on him and his staff. Of the 5 permanent signings he's made as United manager, only AWB was missing. Ighalo (on loan) is a 6th. We never looked like a cohesive unit at any point during the game. There was no clear plan. Shocking. This squads needs improving, but you simply can't be losing against Palace at home 2 years in a row.

Absolutely irrelevant. Maybe have a day off being a cunt?

Lads, I think we'll just have to settle with winning the Champions League this season.

A SAVE OMG

Another tough battle ahead for Bayern.

I hope our fans don't jump on his back because of the club's incompetence. He's a big talent. Very physically imposing at 17 last season. Let's hope that he gets 15-20 senior games under his belt this season while also playing some U23 games (Solskjaer mentioned this). Bailly & Tuanzebe's inability to stay fit might have given him an opportunity to stake a claim.

You see - It's the fans' fault that we're shit.

I'm surprised at a lot of the stuff I read in this thread. Two questions: 1. How did United's prospects look prior to last season? In the short, medium and longer term? 2. How are they looking now? I don't know about you, but to me, ahead of last season Utd looked like a team that could realistically hope to finish 5th. Wafer-thin squad, full of holes, needed quality upgrades almost everywhere. The previous season made it obvious that a wholesale revamp would be required, a year ago that process looked very much in its early stages. I fully expected the short term effect

It sounds like he wants the buy-back clause as well, as Real is his dream club. Not a huge fan of signing him if his aspiration is to go back there in 2 years time after developing here.

this is fixed

Or hacked by HD

Real Madrid: "We'll give you Reguilon for 30m and a buyback clause." United: "How about no and you can go fuck yourself? deal?"

I'm now hearing Sancho scored a hat-trick and Grealish was sent off.

Utter fucking moron. dirty moronic Leeds scum absolutely sick of them already

Fantastic value. Great start to the window, just hope we can bring it a couple more.

A nice touch choosing the #34 in honour of his close friend Nouri who was another big talent at Ajax before he ran into health problems. Permanently brain damaged.

He should have punched Ole in the face.

Dafuq?

Before Fergie in fact. From 1967 when we won the league, we bought Willie Morgan from Burnley in 1969, Ian Ure from Arsenal, then nobody until Frank O'Farrell bought Martin Buchan from Aberdeen. The club needed to replace several players after the first EC win. We didn't. We slowly slid down and fell of the precipice.

Bruno for manager. Fuck Poch.

I'm 100% Ole out. Getting by on moments like a great delivery from Bruno. Look at Brighton. They wing backs know their roles. The strikers know how to make spaces for each other. Trossard popping up in little pockets. We are miles off that organisational structure.

Solskjaer should walk on the evidence of this half hour alone.

Subs: Henderson, Williams, Lindelöf, McTominay, vdB, James, Ighalo A bit worried tbh. Brighton are looking very good.

He will NEVER stop

Not every hero wears a cape... Seems like a pretty open attacks on the board and management. The lack of signings and lack of preparation.

Rashford is as bad as James right now.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is an attempt to entice PSG.